Erotic Pick Up Lines

Are you into chatline dating or sexting? If you are, erotic pick-up lines might just give you ideas on how to spice up your phone date. Ideally, erotic pick-up lines aren’t the best choices of lines to use as conversation starters in public places – unless you want to be slapped, reprimanded, or thrown with whatever’s within reach.


These pick-up lines are meant to tease or seduce someone, preferably with consent and with proper timing – it could be anyone like a person you’re committed to or somebody you’re flirting with. Therefore, you can take advantage of these dirty lines when you’re chatting with a stranger on the phone, having phone sex or sexting just to set the mood for a hot and steamy conversation. 

Here are some examples of hot and sexy pick-up lines that might turn on the heat and lead to something wild;

  1. Let me treat you like homework; I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
  2. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
  3. I think I lost my keys; can I check your pants?
  4. Are you my new boss? ‘Coz you just gave me a raise.
  5. You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
  6. What is a nice girl like you doing inside a dirty mind like mine?
  7. Remember my name. You’ll be screaming it later.
  8. I’ll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.
  9. So you’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll wear a tux and we can call it formal sex.
  10. You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
  11. Want to save water by showering together?
  12. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
  13. I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
  14. I’m not much of a wine girl. I prefer the moans.
  15. All those curves and me with no brakes.
  16. My bed’s broken. Can I sleep in yours?
  17. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
  18. You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
  19. In my mind, we’re going to have sex anyway. So you might as well be in my room.
  20. How many drinks will it take for you to spread your legs?